Oh, the joys of roadtrips…
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Hubby had off today and we set off on a roadtrip, a whole hour away to Tampa’s International Mall.
OUR ROADTRIP CONVERSATION:
Me: “I saw the funniest thing today on a blog, it was “Signs Your Toddler is Watching Too Much TV” [very funny, go read it when you are finished up here.] And it was saying-”
Him [interrupts]: “Top ten ways to know if your husband farted!”
*Meanwhile, my face is turning green and I’m sticking my entire head out of the window for air*
Him: “One: You smell it.”
Two: You tast it.
Three: The air is heavy.
Four: The windows are rolling down.
Five: Your eyes water.
Six: You look down to see if it was you.
Seven: The baby napping in the back wakes up.
Eight: You gasp for air.
Nine: You stick your head out of the window
Ten: You throw your husband out of the car.”
*On the way home, I get some sweet revenge”
Me: “How to know when your wife has farted:”
Him: “She makes a stupid face.”
True. Dead give-away.
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