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These past few months have had an inordinate amount of cover letters, resumes, and interview tips in my household!

Leading me to stumble on something that gave me the biggest laughs I’ve had in a long time: Stupid Sh*t People ACTUALLY Put On Their Resumes!

I think my favorites are:

-Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity.

-Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.

-Special skills: Thyping.

-Please explain any breaks in your employment career: 15 minute coffee break while working at a home improvement store.

-Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 at 3:03 am and is filed under Current Events, Etc