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As any woman who has ever been pregnant knows, the room inside your little digestive system just gets a little more cramped with each passing day.

Oh, we laugh about the constant need to tinkle, because that’s somehow become cute and all - a regular tea time topic.

But, um, I’m sorry - what about constipation? Hullo?

So today I finally just had a cup of coffee with breakfast to see if that, ya know, moves things along. I might as well have mixed my creamer with Castor Oil because I swear - this is not normal.

Don’t believe me? Hubby just warned me, and I quote:

“Babe, you need to stop takin’ craps today - those things [hemorroids] are gonna start poppin’ out like Gremlins!”

Oh yeah. We know how to get romantic.

This entry was posted on Sunday, October 12th, 2008 at 9:40 pm and is filed under Current Events, My Marriage, pregnancy